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Pains in the Office [Paperback]

50 People You Absolutely, Definitely Must Avoid at Work

by Andrew Holmes
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Description of Pains in the Office

What could be worse than being stuck in an office all day? Meetings, deadlines...colleagues. Surely no torture can crush the spirit so completely as prolonged exposure to these people. You've faked phone calls to avoid them. You've hidden in toilet cubicles until they've gone away. At last there's an effective way to fight back. Pains in the Office will help you identify, shun and plan your revenge on the 50 worst types of people you meet at work. Your job may be awful, you may hate your colleagues with a passion, but here at least is a happy place to retreat into. This is your comfort blanket, hidey-hole and fire escape all rolled into one. Pains in the Office is guaranteed to become as indispensable to the office worker as cigarette breaks and free stationery. It's the perfect antidote to nightmarish co-workers everywhere!

Title Information

ISBN:
9781841126159
Pages:
218 pages
Format:
Paperback
Product Code:
21649
Publisher:
Capstone Publishing Ltd
Published:
24/09/2004
Edition:
illustrated edition

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"… ought to elicit a chuckle of recognition or two."
- Publishing News, 19th March 2004

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About Andrew Holmes

Andrew Holmes is a writer, grumpy old man, gadfly and collector of stories and observations about the people around him. He spends far too much time getting worked up about other people's failings for his own good and has taken up Salsa dancing to take his mind off it all. he likes to spend as much time as possible with his family - at home, with the curtains drawn, the phone off the hook and the door locked securely. Dan Wilson is an illustrator, artist, thinker and borderline genius who clearly suffers delusions of grandeur. he started doodling at the age of three and has rarely stopped. Allergic to suits, Dan avoids all pains in public by hiding out in his ivory tower in front of the drawing board. He also enjoys tea, pylons and riding his All Terrain Board.

Contents of Pains in the Office

Pains - A Catalyst for Social Change

Acknowledgements

The Joy of Work
The Arse Coverer
The Ball Breaker
The Body Beautiful
The Boozer
The Bowel Mover
The Bully
The Butt Licker
The Chimneystack
The Company Bike
The Competitor
The Control Freak
The Corrupt Bastard
The Diet Bore
The Dinosaur
The Distractor
The Early Bird
The Eccentric
The Egotist
The Excuse Maker
The Extracurricular
The Fad Surfer
The Flash Git
The Gooser
The Gossip
The Grass
The Great Bore of Today
The Idle Git
The Jargon Junkie
The Leech
The Liar
The Little Big Man
The Love Birds
The Martyr
The Masticator
The Mental Masturbator
The Midas
The Mismanager
The Moaner
The Nitpicker
The Nose y Parker
The Political Corrector
The Politician
The Road Block
The Sarky Bastard
The Sinatra
The Space Invader
The Stress Junkie
The Teflon and Marigold
The Village Idiot

Afterword

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